The Boy told me the best work story ever:
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Today was interesting at work. M- came into my office to say hi. She had on this really great blue outfit, but I noticed that she had a red string on the front of her shirt.
So I told her, You have a string on your ba…
Her: What?
I was having hard time thinking of the right word. Blouse? Shirt? B—? What was it – it wasn’t what it sounded like.
Me: You have a string on your…your…
She looked down and noticed the string, laughed and said: I see what you were trying to say there.
I just replied: Red on blue! RED ON BLUE!!!
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Totally cracked me up (and still is). Wish I’d been there!!
Danger! Danger! 😀
Precisely!!!