Our Dallas Mavericks are having a terrible season.
To be honest, they’ve had several terrible seasons in recent years, but this year is an especially terrible-no-good-very-bad type of terrible.
Yet we persist as season ticket holders – Mavs Fans For Life (MFFL) – and the Mavs clearly want to make sure we stay that way.
Evidence A: An opportunity to sit courtside during pre-game shootaround
Evidence B: We’re on the Hall of Fame Wall. We’ve had season tickets for 11 seasons now! (Wow…where did time go?)
Evidence C: Random Coldplay-concert-style wrist flashing things.