I returned to work from the holiday weekend and noticed that something was amiss on my desk:
My tape dispenser is missing.
My colleague has a habit of asking to borrow my tape dispenser, so I had a suspicion that he might know where the dispenser was hiding.
I was half right. He said he borrowed it, but forgot where he left it.
Now I’m having Milton from Office Space moment, obsessing about my tape dispenser.
This means WAR!!! I will join this noble crusade with shield and sword, with fire and stone, and with my own tape dispenser.
HEAR MY BATTLE CRY!!!! ARG!!!!
Your every peaceful friend Richard
Quadruple like! There's no one I'd rather have on my battle line – FREEEEEEE-DOMMMMMM!