Me: I need a kiss before you leave town for the day!
Him: You don’t really need a kiss. You want a kiss.
Me: You’d better kiss me now before I go for a run in case you’re already gone when I get back.
Him: You understand that if I kiss you now, you’re not getting a kiss later.
Me: I can’t believe you would say that.
Him: I can’t believe you think I’d fall for your double goodbye kiss plan.
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