Dear Other Kitty,
We don’t know where you live and yes, my mama and daddy think you are pretty.
But you need to know that you are not allowed to hang out on our porch, sit on our patio or peek in our windows. If you do not cease and desist, I will have to cause you pain.
Not your friend nor do I ever intend to be,
Bridget
Territorial much?
Definitely.