That’s what I told The Boy the other day.
Me: This car is dirty! We need to wash it.
Him: You’re right. There’s just not been time.
Me: I know. But it’s ridiculous. It even looks like there’s a coffee spill on the hood.
Him: A coffee spill?
Me: Yes! Can you believe it? I mean, how does that happen?
Him: I did that.
Me: What?
Him: I bought you a coffee the other day and it tipped over on the hood. I saw it spill and thought, oh well. The car is dirty anyway.
At least he didn't say "anyways" – I hope!