We were on the way home from a networking function last night when the boy’s cell phone rang.
Hello?
**Pause**
No, I’m sorry. You have the wrong number.
Then he hung up and glanced at me.
Him: Well, that was definitely the wrong number.
Me: Really?
Him: Yes. When I answered, the voice on the other end said: “Dad?”
**Pause**
Him:
Yep, that was definitely a wrong number.
That’s not a title I’ve earned yet.
I’ve worked for it, but I haven’t earned it.
There are so many things I could say here, so I'll just say [No comment].