Waking Up on the Stupid Side of the Bed

I hate mornings like this. I have obviously woken up on the “stupid” side of the bed.

I am forgetting things: Did I prepare our lunches? Where is my coffee cup? This is NOT the way to drive to the gas station.

I can’t decide things: Brown pants or black? Sandals or heels? Email first or read the paper?

Even worse – I am prone to staring into space in order to collect my thoughts.

I was hoping two cups of strong Starbucks might help me, but now all I am is a slightly jittery stupid person.

6 Comment

  1. KMAN says: Reply

    “now all I am is a slightly jittery stupid person”

    Perfect. Now you can run for public office.

  2. Boy is that ever true!

  3. Ed says: Reply

    LOL! Okay, sorry that was hilarious.

    Although it would be nice to wake up on one side of the bed. I usually get cat naps on the couch.

  4. You can wake up on the wrong side of the sofa…

  5. John says: Reply

    “now all I am is a slightly jittery stupid person”

    Hey… caffeine is better than meth.

  6. I do think Starbucks puts a little something special in their coffee.

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