I hate mornings like this. I have obviously woken up on the “stupid” side of the bed.
I am forgetting things: Did I prepare our lunches? Where is my coffee cup? This is NOT the way to drive to the gas station.
I can’t decide things: Brown pants or black? Sandals or heels? Email first or read the paper?
Even worse – I am prone to staring into space in order to collect my thoughts.
I was hoping two cups of strong Starbucks might help me, but now all I am is a slightly jittery stupid person.