I think I am a curmudgeon. At the very least, I’m becoming out of touch.
You see, I read the celeb rags;well, I glance at People and am faithful to eonline.com. I’ve noticed a trend that I just don’t get – the combo name. Brangelina, Beniffer, Jacket (from Lost), and on it goes. Am I crazy here or is this the dumbest thing ever?
It makes me think that Kelly and I should have our own nickname. After all, if a celebrity couple (or tv fictional couple) can have a nickname after 9 seconds together, surely we should have one after 9 years together.
What do you think? Are we:
Hard to say. Some of these are even as catchy as the pen name I was thinking of taking on when writing my behind-the-scenes “not based on real events” look at life in my profession.
I would tell you my proposed pen name, but then you’d know it was me when my book reaches the top spot on the NY Times Bestsellers List.